this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"OP had sex". OP is full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago

You know, I once met a woman that pretended to be a gay man and performed in drag shows.

That was still less fake and gay than this.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You can cause any number of divorces if you lie

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I like your attitude

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Neat thing here is anon wouldnt have to lie directly to create a divorce.

[–] KillingTimeItself 1 points 4 months ago

or you could be a divorce lawyer...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It would be quite something.

"Hello Mr so-and-so, you're married to a paeeeedoooooooooo*"

*depending on jurisdiction, of course

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tbh, nobody would believe anon anyways

A. because 4channer

B. because man

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago