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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Quit Game" - Dark Souls main menu

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

"He's parrying right behind me isn't he?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

"Try finger but hole. Damn. Now there's an idea"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

"It's always darkest before the soul"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

"hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ur just a friggin little undead probably gonna die you little friggin little undead.... Hehehehehehehehehe maybe not though"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

"I guess, you could call it a dark soul, prepare to die edition"

"Ahhh, my eyes why is this lava so bright"

"Souls... Souls never change."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

"This spot marks our grave. But you may rest here too, if you like."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

”I'm so sick of all these Dark Souls.” -Johnny Darksouls

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Someone souled my pants

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

"💨" -all the people who live in the fart swamp

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

"dark souls NPC: found me down here did you..? rotten luck…i’m bald now ha ha ha….would you mind telling me the football score…? it’s all fruitless now anyway.."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Mine is

"Peepeepoopoo" —John Darksouls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I am about to dark souls all over the place - John darksouls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Slowly, gently. This is how a life is taken.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Hollow is a place where a man who cant stand ganking goes...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"A fine dark soul to you."

spoiler- Patches

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

AAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAA - John Darksoul when he falls into the pit by firelink shrine because the stupid jump controls fucked up for the 5th time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

What, you don't think sprint and jump should be the same button sounds like you need to geet goob