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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago

Aphrobeesiac

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

When are they coming out with plan bee

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uhhhhhh, guys? Is this what they're talking about with the birds and the bees?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

The mind certainly has checked out

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well don't get it mixed up with your breakfast honey, especially if you take the metro to work.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Don't kink shame.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Sometimes I come close to asking how you find this kind of stuff, then I realize I'm probably better off not knowing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Goddamn I love France

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Aren't bees dying after a single sting?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

There's other types of honey?