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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Somehow less horny than Garrison drawing Trump.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

He can't keep getting away with his horniness!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

volcel-police entrapment if I ever saw it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

this might be my favorite one because it gives no explanation. Why does Kelly hate game show hosts? who knows! but we love to see them suffer in the lake of fire.

idk what i think is brilliant about the Kelly cartoons is their satire of political cartoonists who believe they speak for the everyman normal american, but are openly absolutely insane.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

everyman normal american

openly absolutely insane

same-picture

EDIT: I'd avoid using such terminology myself but your conveyed point still stands anyway.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there even a brainworm he's riffing on here or is did he draw this whole thing just for the :kelly: at the end?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're telling me there was a real guy named Wink Martindale?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His real name is Winston Conrad Martindale and according to his Wikipedia page he’s still alive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

ha ha that rocks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My head canon is saying that Kelly thinks Barker is going to hell for telling people to neuter their dogs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Reserved: Drew Carey

lmao

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Flame Show Host

There are good Kelly imitations, but that shows Kelly's still got it. kelly chefs-kiss

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That's my favorite part too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm unreasonably upset that Trebek's mustache didn't make the cut

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

You get hard locked into what you looked like when you died if you goto hell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why do you think Kelly sent Trebek to hell in that comic? Shaving it off was a sin. grill-broke