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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
See, I'm no tankie, I'm a radical anarcho communist according to this chart
Link if you want to try it yourself: https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
It’s natural for children to keep some secrets from their parents.
How is this a political question?
When you are troubled, it’s better not to think about it, but to keep busy with more cheerful things.
Do the makers of this test know what politics is?
Astrology accurately explains many things.
The only relevant ideology that believes this is Reaganism.
Time for "is school authoritarian?" struggle session 2.0 
Foucault says school is bad. That's it. That's what his book says right here: "school is bad honhonhon".
How is this a political question?
It is a test designed by Libertarians 
Picturing 
doing the test and finding out that he's an anarchist
You're all a bunch of libs, if you won't provide the vanguard, I will!!!
Seriously though, I had to respond with some fucked up ideals to get it to register like this. This test is beyond trash and they want donations at the end lol! The ultimate lib grift.
I tried to go as "authoritarian" as possible by its standards and I only got this
Yeah, I had to say shit like gay=bad as though that's some kind of measure. Pretty sure you have to type in the n-word and choose to kill all homeless people to get to the top of the chart.
Alignment charts have poisoned modern culture lol
Omw to show everyone that hexbear isn't a tankie instance by being pro mao but still getting right on the bottom left corner
Polcomp literally isn't capable of placing MLs in the top left. I have never seen an ML get top left as their result.
It's so far off base that a Marxist-Leninist state could reasonably use it as a quick litmus test to determine who needs reeducation and who doesn't. Scoring far from the green zone in any direction implies a hardcore reactionary who likes to do eugenics and drown puppies.
I wish I could time travel back in time to have Stalin take this test just to bring the results back and rub it in liberal's noses when he too is in the green zone.
It's impossible to get authoritarian on that test unless you hold the most stereotypical American right wing opinions.
My end result is just "Correct!"?
god it's been years since I've taken the original one. These questions are even dumber than I remember. Which direction is not believing in astrology supposed to nudge me towards?
I got economic: -9.5 and social -8.77. I'm pretty sure it's not actually possible to get any other quadrants unless your beliefs are demonic.
HERES YOUR MARXISM-LENINISM, YOU DAMN LIBERALS
The political compass has broken so many people's brains. I love how it thinks being an ML is when you want free healthcare but also want to be racist and homophobic.
edit: It's probably the source of a lot of zoomer misconceptions about the so called tankies, now that I think about.
You know what really annoys me about political tests like this? They pretty much never distinguish ideals and tactics. In fact, to any sane materialist, answers to the same questions would change wildly between "what i would want my bourgeois government to implement", "what we need to do after the revolution" and "ideal society to strive for".
We are all anarchists on this blessed day 
To the makers of this test: when I said "We should make Stalin look like an anarchist," I didn't mean it like that
One time I spent like four hours making a really elaborate political compass meme with kings of ancient Babylon and posted it on here as an elaborate joke that probably only I found hilarious. But now those old images are broken and it makes me sad.
Also, shout-out to the guy I called out on chapo.chat for unironically calling himself auth-left and who got really mad. He got banned like a week later lol
I knew everyone here was a bunch of libs 😡
Wow look I'm an anarchist! It's like this hokey test was designed in like 2004 by libertarians or something! Literally impossible to get top left.
I think it's broken
This other test is calling me an eco-marxist while policomp is calling me a left libertarian.
Both are dumb though because there's more nuance to some of these questions than they let you have.
political compass
Trans Axes: https://notaquaheart.github.io/TransAxes
Political compass tests are dumb but heres mine:
I'm literally being called a genocidal tankie in another post as we speak for wanting a peaceful end to the Ukraine war lmao
I have failed you Xi, I am sorry 
