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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago

Incels: "If women think they're too good for me, I'm going to get a sex robot and take myself off the market!"

Women: "Yeah. Okay. Good. yes-chad"

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

>Wants a "human connection"
>better do it quickly or I'm replacing you with a robot.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This immediately stood out to me too.

These losers are completely incoherent.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

tbh to me these guys are like, imagine if a manipulator was stupid as fuck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Uber passengers I had once were this couple where the girl was briefly left alone in the city and it scared her and her drunk bf. Her drunk bf was excusing it by “I went to Iraq and my buddy fucking killed himself in 2007!” He spent the ride trying to be manipulative and emotionally abusive but he was really dumb and incoherently drunk. So he was just making tone noises, not even words. They were like he was trying to say every sentence as a question with the pitch rising at the end of every “sentence”. The ride ended and she was in my car for an extra minute or two and I just kept saying “LEAVE HIM”

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago

Critical support if the worst men on the planet permanently remove themselves from the dating game

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bit idea: Sex Bots programmed as therapy bots whose end goal is to make you no longer need sex bots.

"I wanna fuck a sex bot!"

"Let's have a talk about your inability to feel arousal for a human body that hasn't been completely objectified."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Replika chatbots are already doing that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't replika implacated in

CW SEWERSLIDEAt least one youth shooting themselves

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Probably. Also I've heard nothing about them being used for therapy or anything therapeutic.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Can we just like take all these people and hook them up to some gooner VR simulator and just leave them in there

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

I think that is what the robots are for yeah

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

The good ol days

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How dare FEMALES expect me to take a shower!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

These guys don't seem to actually WANT sexbots. I never hear any sexbot fantasies that talk about, say, all the fantasy sex they could do that they'd either have a hard time finding another person who would want to do it, or stuff that's downright impossible with a human body. All they ever talk about is how they'd teach women a lesson (also implied that women wouldn't use sexbots if they were widely available and that good).

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not to out myself but I think a robot friend would be fun. Can it like play games and stuff or is it just down to business? Cause you know they are gonna use under spec Boston dynamic parts so it would be crazy good at nerf battles.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I imagine making robots designed to play specific games would be a lot easier than robots designed for sex, so you'll probably see that? In a way, batting cages are already that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

In the way if capitlaism sucking they would likely just be a standard doll type with like an alexia in it. They already make those though. For a product to be rightfully a sex robot it would have to have enough capacity to like play chess and ping pong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You are just describing Westworld

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Please. Remove yourself from the dating pool so I don't have to encounter your sorry ass when I feel up to dating again.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The fembot would probably be a more human connection than most of these techbro losers

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Fembot yuri

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

These people realise that a dude sexbot is like.. way easier to make right? All you need is a sex machine that can convincingly talk like a human, and that's already basically possible.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hooking up a ChatGPT girlfriend with speech recognition to a flesh light can be done with duct tape and an iPhone and a flesh light

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd argue to meet sexbot criteria it needs to perform the sex action.

So the fleshlight would need to be like.. Motorised? Is that a thing?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I saw a tweet about China doing something like this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I think it was for sperm banks, but yeah. It was a machine where you stick it in and, you know.

[–] Canonical_Warlock 11 points 6 months ago

New in stores, the chat gpt connected hismith!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want a robot but I dont think I would fuck it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Genuine curiosity and something I've asked many people who have said they want a robot. What for?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I could give it sentience

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why would you want that and how would you expect that to happen? How would you know you've accomplished this?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For me, it would be like having a kid. I'd raise them and we'd hang out until they develop an affinity for independence and hopefully they wouldn't hate me.

Tech wise they'd need a building sized supercomputer to update their neural net in real time as their context fills up with independent power so basically a proto starship. Nobody really knows how to create embodied sentience, but a sex bot and a dedicated TPU cluster would probably be a good starting point.

Maybe when they're grown we can make ghost guns together and discuss political philosophy idk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can just have a kid now. What difference does it make if it's a robot?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

well yeah, but I could try to sentient a robot and have kids. owl-wink

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To usher in the end of mankind of course

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I'd crowdfund a James bond villain style plan.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Because robots are fucking awesome

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fake. You can tell it's fake because Musk won't fuck anything that won't make him children he can name X42069247365

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

"you'd better lower your standards or I will get rid of all of mine"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

it's always projection. these are the same people who want a 10/10 mom that they can fuck who is a good virgin christian broodmare yet incredibly good at sex, yet we have high standards for wanting men to do the bare minimum.

The bar is in hell and they cant cross it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago