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[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago (3 children)

All relationships are a fetish unless they are straight and cis, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

This is unironically how reactionaries think

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago

Or being Findommed by a Cybertruck.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

straight or porn category

cis or porn category

male or porn category

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Double check to see if my ethnic background is a porn category (oh no)

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (1 children)

sees two guys kissing “THIS REMINDS ME OF PORN frothingfash

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

they always tell on themselves keek

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Did these fuckers watch Deep Space 9?

The sexual tension between Garak and Dr. Bashir was so thick you could slice it with a Bat'leth!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This tourist has not watched one fucking microsecond of Star Trek

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

You may want to consider rectifying that.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

Andrew Robinson played it like that intentionally and has said so

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I know right? I really felt like they were gonna kiss in certain moments until I remembered that it was the 90's...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

I'm working through.a first-timer watch of DS9, and there was sexual tension within seconds of their first appearance. It's the only romance the show has given me so far that has any real chemistry.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The actors always wanted them to fall in love, but alas it was the 90s

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Frakes wanted to kiss a gender ambiguous alien who presented masc but Berman said "nope, you can have blacks and whites working together but no one is gay in the future"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

iirc they did kiss, Frakes' objection was that Berman was a coward for casting a woman for the enby alien instead of a man

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Riker will forever be Number One.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

we have a critical lack of Riker emoji smdh data-revolutionary

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

that's very interesting, didn't know that. they cast conventionally attractive women for most of the enby aliens. they also wrote it so that the character basically looks at the camera and goes "just so you know this isn't gay in any way because i am a woman". also the character is trans and gets conversion therapied but we're only supposed to care because it makes riker sad... i love the episode and it's fascinating for the 90s but of course ultimately manages to reify gender and the binary. i have a lot of thoughts about this episode lol

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jeez these people just six months ago were calling Sydney Sweeney's boobies like the woke slayers or whatever. Make up your damn minds!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

she's cancelled for only being smoking hot without makeup in a bikini, dont you know?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"More extreme for dopamine hits"

literally just two men kissing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Classic straight guy thinking

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago

I've been seeing way too much of this shit lately and by real people irl as well, fuck the fascists spreading their propaganda like a godamn pandemic. People waste away on bullshit soul draining jobs for a system that sees them as expendable profit machines, but the thing they decide to get enraged upon and talk about is their tv series not being dominated by white straight males. This shit is so frustrating honestly doomer

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

Deep emotional connections is porn. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If they said this about a highly sexualized piece of media like the Handmaiden or Mulholland Drive they'd still be wrong, but I'd at least get where they're coming from by calling them porn. But this? What do they think the word means??? Porn is when romance is shown on screen and it's not super basic cishet dynamics?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you're telling me they made star trek WOKE ?!?!?!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Yup. It infected the franchise as recently as 1966 in the first episode

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you're in the closet without telling me you're in the closet.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Straight porn is making you gay!!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

wow anti-wokism is really just christian fundamentalism? you're telling me this now?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

WAIT IT"S NOW CANON YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS im so happy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

They're alternate universe versions of the characters but they do say they'd love each other in any universe

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

aww damn still i'll take it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

The nonsense is strong with this one

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

I’ll never forgive 4chan for making it cool to be a spoiled, uptight, soccer mom.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Make fun of the IDF

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This type of dude will look at this and call it porn, and then watch a hallmark Christmas movie like “Hot Frosty” and call it good family fun.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

On the one hand, I'm glad that Bashir / Garak is finally canon, but on the other hand, I wish it were canonized in a piece of media that wasn't Lower Decks.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I mean it would be nice if it had happened on DS9 yeah but Lower Decks is legit the best Star Trek anything that has been released in like 30 years

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Agreed. It's the first Trek I've seen in a long time that felt like it was coming from the same place as the TNG era shows

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Eh, I tried watching the first three seasons a few years back and it never caught me. I respect that it seems to have a lot of reverence for the source material, but I just don't enjoy the humor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

This s includes TNG. Watch the first two seasons and tell me I'm wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

del Arroz? Yeeeesh, pandering to the Latinos much? SMFH the anti-woke have gone all woke.

[–] flicker 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If they actually did this, the fandom will go wild. And I might actually scream.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

They did we finally got an on sceen garshir kiss in Lower Decks s05e09

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