I would even let you live inside my head rent free, because I’m not a parasitic landlady.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Join us.
You are already the brainworm pushing me to the edge of sanity
Have you eaten the part of my brain responsible for processing love?
just a lil nibble
I'm sorry, I'm already in a committed polycule with a bunch of brain worms, the collective needs to align on it first.
The Worm loves us. It will always love us, and thus it always has. It winds around the hot stem of our brain. It winds around every infinitesimal loop of genetic information. It provokes a shuddering series of cataclysms in the crust of our grey matter, but when our body grows cold, that cataclysm will warm us. We understand so much more. We will always be what we were going to be, wound tight in the love of the Worm.
How does RFK brain taste?
My worm told me it tastes like bologna that's been left in a bowl of milk and set in the sun for a week.