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“P-please buy our game with LGBT characters”

“STFU damn woke leftists think they can tell me what to do”

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Whether pro or anti is unclear

Also I looked through the approved "not woke" games and they're all stuff I've never heard of lmao

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This fascist has the highest scores for critical thinking. No one will ever find a fascist as quick as this one ever again.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

They didn't play the game. Harry, after thinking about it for 8 hours, definitely concluded that he is not a homosexual. A conclusive and final conclusion that will stand the test of time.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm still convinced this is a bit. It's just so silly it can't not be.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Never underestimate the fact that people can be very, very dim

Like all of the Christians who've been listening to that remix of Madonna's Like a Prayer because they think it's a religious song

I still remember when that song first came out and they wanted to skin her

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

Or take me to church which is about a subby bottom but was taken as fantastically literal by some evangelical christians for the chorus alone

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

If i knew someone who took that woke game list and it's contents/woke DEI killing vidya nonsense seriously I'd just avoid them. That's so unhinged.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I like to apply Hanlon's razor in reverse.

Never attribute stupidity that which can be adequately explained with malice.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

most alien characters and fauna are not sexually dimorphous

YOU FUCKING MORONS MOST LIFEFORMS ARE NOT SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC IN REAL LIFE. MOST OF LIFE COMPRISES ORGANISMS THAT DON'T EVEN SEXUALLY REPRODUCE. STOP BASTARDISING SCIENCE TO SUIT YOUR BIGOTRY YOU DUMB FUCKS.

Cough sorry. Pet peeve.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

drinking bleach to purge the WOKE bacteria in my stomach that reproduce asexually 😤

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

I got super mad at that too. Bio troofers fucking suck at knowing basic biology. I'm just someone who likes animals a lot and learned a good bit of natural science cause it's fun and also it's just good to know what's going on in.the world and that includes what animals are up to. They're also doing shit, and it's usually really cool. Losing my train of thought but I really hate this arrogant behavior masquerading as knowing what you're talking about. Information is at your fingertips, you could literally research just the point you're trying to make before posting to make sure you're not full of shit. It's pretty easy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

real life is woke? guess they should follow their leader

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

ain't nothin wrong with wanting some Gek tiddies

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

the procedural alien generation doesn't consistently generate big mommy milkers. woke. woke! WOKE!!!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

The FAUNA ISN'T SEXUALLY DIMORPHOUS? WHOEVER WROTE THIS NEEDS TO BE KIDNAPPED AND BROUGHT TO ME SO I CAN SHOW THEM PICTURES OF BUGS AND FISH AND HE CAN GUESS THEIR GENDER. Unless you know what the fuck to look for telling the sex of different animals can be really fucking hard. And that's the animals on earth. Aliens are aliens. Not only is this severely anthropomorphic idea of sexual dimorphism which is I'm gonna take a big leap here and say is almost certainly not based to this poster in any anthropology or evolutionary biology but fairly recent cultural norms they've confused for such. And then also decides it's a good idea to apply this to alien animals.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Subtle DEI messaging in Skyrim agony-shivering

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

how do they rate solitaire

[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago

WOKE: there is a female character (queen) with a higher rank than one of the male characters (jack). Also there are two black factions but ZERO white ones.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition

Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Multiple LGBTQ+ minor npcs. The Ballad of Gay Tony dlc features a gay couple.

It's not so subtly, Niko literally beats a homophobic to death for messing with his gay childhood friend, and Niko spends a lot of time with Florian/Bernie, he even goes to Roman's marriage.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

Woke is when barista have pink hair and she kisses other girl, DUH.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Damn even vice city is too woke for them.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How is Vice City woke? Because it makes fun of 1980's conservatives?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City – The Definitive Edition

Woke

Contains overtly Woke messaging. Multiple VCPR shows feature exaggerated versions of right-wingers who are made to seem ridiculous and ridiculed. No show features exaggerated versions of left-wingers.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

VC literally mocks transvestite people, they portray Haitians as gang members and hostile people who trick the player into helping them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Come on man, you can't just not leave a link.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Heya go

Apparently this website itself is unrelated to the actual group and is just putting this out as a bit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lol. Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 is woke because there are to many POC presets in the character creator.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

You can be a plane of color?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Nazi to islamist pipeline is small but it is real.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You should see some of the telegram channels that are run by Lebanese folks. Interesting brainworms on display over there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I’d hesitate to say “Nazi” per se (correct me if I’m wrong) but tate-fear qualifies as a general RW dipshit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yo, this might actually be a good list, if you sort by wokest (best). Thanks :)

Edit: I thought it had ranking or something, but it only has 3 categories. I should have expacted that they couldn't even make a proper list...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cant tell what exactly passes for “DEI” since plenty of “non-woke” games listed have black characters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Ignoring critical support for anti-agentskin aktion, this is comically chuddy to call Russian Slur Simulator 2012 woke for wahmen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Crystal Project is so good it's crazy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

bwohoho, I love how historical realism isn't when a German with a Cei Rigotti saves someone from death by stabbing them in the eye after they got got by an American sniper using a General Liu, it's Algerians.