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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

It's easier for people to imagine the end of capitalism than it is to imagine dragons

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

imagine dragons

"I'm waking up to ash and dust"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

peterson-pain Is fire a dragon?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if there's no such thing as dragons, how did the countryside get so burninated?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Smoke detectors: our last, best hope against burnination.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

So in Fruits Basket the dragon is depicted as a

spoilerseahorse

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

I am a dragon

Fifty feet high and sixty feet long with a mane of fire and claws of pure obsidian

I am Scrambles, Scrambles the Death-Dealer

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Guess I believe in dragons now shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So I am curious, does the Chinese zodiac really work like how it says it does on the back of those paper place mats they had in the strip mall Chinese place that was probably actually owned by Koreans that I went to as a kid or is that a bastardized version?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a lot more complex compared to the Western Zodiac and what you get on those placemats

I'm not calling myself an expert, but I do know that in addition to the animal signs, you also have the five elements, whether or not that cycle is possessed of yin or yang, and also that cycles heavenly and earthly stem

So yeah, the placemat is not fully informative

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dang it paper place mat that was probably bulk purchased from a sketchy company in San Fransisco! Why would you lie to me while I'm eating egg rolls sadness

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I also have bad news about fortune cookies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

:still-real-to-me-dammit:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Silly noodley guys