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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Any advice for a newbie? I’m not really attracted to men or anything but I can’t disagree with the duke. How do gay men usually get over their lack of attraction to other men?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I play duke nukem 3d and imagine hes playing with my prostate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

you really don't like duke nukem 3d?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

crunchy guitar riff

Duke, earnestly: call me if you need any help sucking dick

crunchy riff again

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

funcoland

WOW what a throwback

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Well now you get to have all that feel good pee pee sex

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You can like men without being “attracted” to them, I promise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

just close your eyes and imagine someone you are attracted to

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: