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[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago

Me scrolling past these posts on hexbear without paying them too much mind is the equivalent of the start of a zombie movie where the TVs/radios in the background are talking about some strange new virus that makes people act weird.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I wonder who it'll be blamed on this time

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

🎵Hail to the chef…👨🏽‍🍳 🎵

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, RFK Jr is going to fix everything!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How long until they blame China

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago

"Folks, Mao had the right idea killing all the sparrows... very bad birds, not patriotic... but he didn't go far enough. You know I once had a sparrow outside Trump Tower. Living on the street, nesting in literal garbage, very sad."

The president-elect then stared into space for 35 seconds and started doing the Elaine dance.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It came from China in 1997. And they've successfully kept it somewhat contained, of it mutates to human to human contact, it's going to be in America. Burger brains will forget everything past that first sentence.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

already saw it on reddit. "if this shit takes off you know we cant rely on the chinese to tell the truth"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

It's crazy because China was extremely open when they found out about COVID. Literally the opposite of CIA propaganda. They decoded the genomics or whatever and gave it to everyone.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Seems legit a Great unclean one was elected prez.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

In related news, the bird flu case in Hawaii wastewater seems to have been from birds:

https://hdoa.hawaii.gov/blog/main/avian-influenza-confirmed/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

:cj-ah-shit:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

teehee another cute lil pandemic for us