Due to recent website unrest, I am occupying this comm. This is now the ~~Badposting~~ Beanis Occupied Zone of Operation, or BOZO. You are all BOZOs from here on out.
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Can then be for Beanis instead?
Gather 'round everyone.
There has been a request made to modify the name of the zone and it has been put to committee.
Consequently, we are now the Beanis Occupied Zone of Operation.
We remain BOZOs and hopefully this minor name change does not cause any confusion.
I would like to apologise to checks notes Sticky the Clown, who had been embroidering a patch to commemorate today's insurrection, and now has to start over from the beginning.
Alright BOZOs time for an update of affairs in the Occupied Zone.
Chaos elsewhere on the site seems to be dying down but I don't believe it is quite over yet. Centres are being established for the purpose of keeping citizens fed and watered.
There is a concern that there may be an attempt from reactionary elements to forcibly dismantle the zone, hence a militia has been formed by a checks notes Giggles the Clown, who has taken this BOZO thing way too literally.
Unless there are any other matters any of you wish to raise, that will be all.
how do you do, fellow dissidents?
Leftists will literally occupy a space like this. Matress on the floor ahh occupied zone. No street food. No artist's ally. Not even cosplay - just spray paint and standing. Where are the lawn chairs? Coolers of beer? I'm trying to get my palm read by a fortune teller who reads theory off of my heart line. I'm trying to go on the roller coaster that goes around twice, first as a tragedy and then as a farce. I'm trying to learn how to plant 
in the community farm.
A stranger arrived at the zone earlier, as I was settling down to rest.
Some tall tale from beyond the barriers.
"Hexbear is kill." They said.
I have my doubts, but fear yet lingers.
Tomorrow morning I will broach it to the committee. We should send volunteers into the wider site to see what the hell is going on out there.