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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Then there's this guy.....

[–] 5714 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, patricide69 and magecock, sure.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Funnily enough magecock sounds more like the bird

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Possibly a lawyer.

Maybe even specializing in bird law.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Hmm, not quite.

Speckled Magecock

Now we're talking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, bugs that look like absolute freaks and stand out in the middle of foliage are just laughing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Be loud, proud and full of deadly toxins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What about the plants that look like birds? Are there bugs that look like plants that look like birds?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There’s a Pokémon which is a plant that looks like a bug that looks like a plant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Sorry, I barely remember some of the older pokemon. If it's one of the newer ones, i have no clue whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the Prometheus story. This thing would clamp you in place and pick out your organs one by one, then throw away your empty husk.

Nature is scary, huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

God is kind of a weirdo freak huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Well, A.I. in this this case.