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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

this dude is so horny for todd

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry, all I can see when I look at him is horse armor.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

lmao for real

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can literally feel every pulse in the author's penis through the text.

pingu-horny

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

:VolcelImperialGuard:

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does this mean that Todd Howard is also a ranking member in a murderous cult?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Todd Howard is a member of the Black Hand, yes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Todd Howard responsible for WW1 confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

It was all him. Todd Bethesda was the world war 1 man. He killed every soldier with his bear hands in the trench

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Here's the writer's motivation/reasoning:

Link

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I too want to have sex with todd howard

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Todd Howard does his own stunts. Every time something in a bethesda game gets hit too hard and launched to the moon, we must remember that this was only possible because they mocap'd Todd being shot out of a comically large cannon.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

bro do you want to fuck todd howard

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the early noughties

I involuntarily headbutted my monitor out of sheer primal spite

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Clearly he wants to get very Noughty with Todd.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (7 children)

ok, but how are we supposed to refer to 2000-2009

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I vote for the "9/11-ties".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

"Two-thousands"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Trick question, we should never refer to them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

this is the only correct response

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I use oughts sometimes, or 00s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

has anyone thought to call them "the double-Os" yet. there's at least two zeroes in every year

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

gonna call them the "oooo's" now, pronounced "ooze"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

the Twenny Hunnerds, when Limp Bizkit had its fingers on the pulse of a nation.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some call Todd Howard the Will Menaker of video games. I don't know what the fuck that would mean.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Does this make Matt Micheal Kirkbride?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, he's definitely going to paywall mods this time. : |

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

They would be absolute fools to do that.

How many times has Skyrim been repackaged and resold now? That is only possible because of the mod community keeping it alive. They would have lost so many re-sales otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I want to fuck the toddfather

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is the Cuomo's nipples thing, again.

Just fuck Todd Howard already. He'll probably do a hookup but charge a lot for extra services and re-sell you the same hookup several times a decade, so be warned.