badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Post beanis
Vote multiple times
...well, maybe not overthrow...but good odds on collapse
cumming is revolutionary
obviously you have to go on twitter and tumblr and find posts telling people to vote for kamala harris, and call them liberals and get really really mad about it
Take your worst biggest shit in a courthouse or capitol.
Brushing your teeth at least once a day
Nice try mom
Make 5 YouTube shorts about how you think we should do whatever it is you said
Join your local January 6th mob
Not voting for Harris
Wearing a mask when you are outside of your home & I am not kidding.
Wait for a politician to enter a 2.5 minute travel time from you.
Then walk back. Round trip less than 5 minutes give or take travel conditions
Rent a very big car and drive it into one of "the Autobots"
Find oil and declare it a public asset lmao
Military coup. Just convince them the President ordered it
which country?
Walk into your nearest government building and steal a speech stand.
Planking