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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Post beanis beanis porky-scared

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Vote multiple times

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

sit-back-and-enjoy

...well, maybe not overthrow...but good odds on collapse bloomer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

cumming is revolutionary

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

obviously you have to go on twitter and tumblr and find posts telling people to vote for kamala harris, and call them liberals and get really really mad about it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Take your worst biggest shit in a courthouse or capitol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Brushing your teeth at least once a day

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Nice try mom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Make 5 YouTube shorts about how you think we should do whatever it is you said

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Join your local January 6th mob

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Not voting for Harris

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Wearing a mask when you are outside of your home & I am not kidding.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Wait for a politician to enter a 2.5 minute travel time from you.

the-doohickey

started-blasting

Then walk back. Round trip less than 5 minutes give or take travel conditions

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Rent a very big car and drive it into one of "the Autobots"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Find oil and declare it a public asset lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Military coup. Just convince them the President ordered it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

which country?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Walk into your nearest government building and steal a speech stand. via-getty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago