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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Life is like a hurricane

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now look, you didn't just post Scrooge. This looks to be Kingdom Hearts 2 Scrooge.

Yes, he's a capitalist bastard who needs plucked and done up in orange sauce, but let him finish that Sea Salt ice cream thing. Then we do him up, and have ice cream worth being shoved from the roof of a clock tower because your life is a lie and a failure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Kingdom Hearts will never make sense to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I have played the entire series so far. I'll end up playing 4.

I still can't explain what the fuck has happened up until this point in a way that doesn't become nonsense to my own ears. Especially once the time travel gets involved.