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Why isn't there a frog based kaiju? (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Think about it, these motherfuckers would be unstoppable if they were 50 feet tall

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this a major plot point in EDF?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

No cos they look just like us

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Comrades! I present to you... Gitrog Monster! (CW: Golgari Creature)

ok so its not quite a kaiju but it is a vewy big fwog

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Can you imagine how much pollution a frog of that size would absorb just by existing? get-out

Unless it was a toxic waste frog kaiju... that could go places! get-in

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah but what about giant enemy crab?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Kishimoto during the Pain arc be like

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is blatant Frogros erasure and I will not stand for it. Widen your horizons beyond the Godzilla-Kong binary and cast your eyes over the Ultraman wiki.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They would be short lived as one big jump would send them to the fuckin moon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Idk about kaiju but barking toads in 40k are nothing to fuck with