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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

austrian

anticommunist

only wants to balkanize non-western /non-aryan countries

support white apartheid (volkstaat republic) and japanese manchuria

Is this dude the reincarnation of Hitler?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Sensors say...

hitler-detector

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Is he a failed painter that got a nut blown off?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This guy is a super-crank, he's great.

a former conservative youth politician from Austria, he's indistinguishable from Reddit brainworms and his solution to every problem is balkanization. The one exception is Republika Srpska, since he wants the Federal government of Bosnia and Hercegovina to dissolve it by force and merge it into its own structures.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Balkanization for everyone! (except the balkans)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

his solution to every problem is balkanization

If you really think about it, Austria is the template here. Austro-Hungary actually was the first modern European power that was, ahem, fully balkanized after a terrible war.

Dude's just jealous.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Volkstaat Republic

Gotta make sure the kkkrackers have their own country sus-deep

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you just know "western cape" is for those anglais crackers too, apartheid brain so strong they don't even want the different brands of white together

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

kelly Western Cope

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Geriatric war criminal waves cane at adult Freedman he'd had enslaved as a child and threatens to do it again.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Oh NOW you have a problem with South Africa?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I shoild post this guy's maps to r/imaginarymapscirclejerk for free karma

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Volkstaat Republic

Libs just can't help themselves.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I too want my white settler ethnostate to be called "People's state people's affairs"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

the 'volkstaat' conveiniently located where basically no boers live. they wouldn't even want that, move to a different part of the country to do apartheid again, they want to do it in the transvaal & keep all the mines you dumbshit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Because balkanization worked so well

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are these distinct enough in culture to even achieve this goal? What are the distinct differences between the people that would comprise the Volkstaat and Western Cope Republic?

Languages map:

Btw for the liberals passing by, literacy in South Africa is 95.33%. Literacy in the US is 79%.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

He doesn’t even make the maps, he just posts whatever maps he finds. He’s already posted multiple different maps for Brazil, Russia, India, and China.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

these countries believe they need to band together to protect themselves from us for some reason

so we need to stab them about it

thonk porky-happy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure he also just did one on Brazil

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

New Gunther map just dropped.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

So many bloodthirsty fucking nerds out there. Just look at him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Me and the boys on our way to mobilize the SANDF to de-Baltify KwaZulu-Natal

:hitluania-cool:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I refuse to believe that this is a real person. My German isn't great, but I'm pretty sure that his anglicised name is something akin to "Fielder of Weapons". Yeah, okay Mr. Arms Dealer. Sounds like you have important opinions to share.

(Also, he's a deeply unserious bozo who needed to be stuffed in a locker a couple decades ago.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Well is his more like a fehler (error) than a fielder ahaha.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Europe's doing so well they're fantasizing about a scramble for (South) Africa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want Grenada or Djibouti or Nauru to join BRICS, just to see how liberal nerds are going to balkanize them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Libs declaring the new true pope at Antioch after the Vatican receives observer status.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Habemus Papam!

guaido