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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I moved to NJ seriously everyone asked my why.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me, too. They would say things like "I was born here, so I like it, but I can't imagine why anyone would want to come here."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I say that about Texas all the time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I live in Indiana. I say it here too.

Let's face it, most of the U.S. is a shithole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Be proud to he born here, eventually we will vote out the scumbags and make it a nice place again.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yes we have! More over, we are Garden State! We have that … whatyoucallit… garden (I think).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Surprisingly it has the highest population density of all US states, for its area it has more people than any of the other states.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Are you suggesting that they don't let people leave the place any more?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And too many, considering it's the most densely populated state.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I almost touched Messi with my eyes through my binoculars today. Today was a good day to be in Jersey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I didn't know Messi lived in the Channel Islands

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm as confused as you. I came here expecting a new wooly jumper

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He was staying in a Hoboken hotel for a game he’s playing in the area. It was a 1 mile radius of madness.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's no Hoboken in Jersey, you mean Saint Helier?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They are the kindest assholes I've ever met.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Damn right we are

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I refuse to elaborate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anybody care to explain this to a completely clueless outsider?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fake ID's.

Some states are easier than others. If they don't have a solid reason they likely aren't from new jersey. If they need a fake I'd they likely aren't mature enough to prep a believable backstory. If if is a fake I'd and they can tell a convincing back story theyve earned it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

OK, thanks. TIL.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Why leave paradise?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Hope they get well soon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Who/what are the exceptions?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably depends on the implication

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What’s the implication….? Dennis?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I had to get the fuck outta Jersey!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They came at all?