Lmao she made her own solidarity mugshot : chapotraphouse

[+] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

I was just whispering to myself "God this sucks. She sucks." as I opened the thread

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

angry-hex

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago

This is somehow both extremely low-effort and extremely tryhard

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Did she just use a standard headshot she had laying around? Low energy, folks.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure it’s her official portrait too lmao

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Sad!

[+] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I lived in another state for a while where you’re not allowed to smile for your driver’s license photo… the software did analysis of your face and wouldn’t allow a photo to be taken unless you had the most blank, criminal expression for it. Took forever to get a photo if you’re an innately happy person.

So the fact that Jenna Ellis is smiling in her criminal mugshot just blows my mind. They need to get that DMV software.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

makes sense

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

No no, it's because they're actually just like first century Christians being martyred in the coliseum

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why not?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

apparently DAs use it as evidence against you in court (lack of remorse) -- but that might be apocryphal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Isn't everyone innocent when they take those photos? Photos taken by impotent jackasses in costumes. I can't help but laugh at their dumbasses. 🏴🏴🏴🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

not as far as the DAs office/pigs are concerned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The pigs don’t care if you did it or not, they want to put you away and pad their resume by doing so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yes innocent until proven guilty, I think the context for this is once one is found guilty. Hypothetically, if someone is smiling in their mugshot after having just been arrested with a bloody knife in their hand, when sentencing comes they could push for a longer sentence due to a lack of remorse. But I’m not a lawyer, just speculating.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Barbie and Ken energy

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

When you don't even know how to use Paint

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Weak af, she clearly just shopped out an existing photo she already had.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

MORE 👏COMMIE👏 DAs👏

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of that UK terf that put the target on their own forehead.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

These people have the most embarrassing persecution complex.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

now this is podracing

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m not going to log onto Facebook to find out but I bet there are thousands of brainwormed boomers doing the same thing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

This is the reason why it's so low-quality. She's pandering to her base.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Police