this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Did my best, sir.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Ah SpongeBoy me bob, looks like I have overdosed on me ketamine and now I'm about to die AGH AGH AGH AGH.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m still bothered the spelling was corrected

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, "sailer" was more endearing somehow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Did I really though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

thanks Captain