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My megaproject ideas are mostly pretty standard. I'd build a high speed rail network across North America, and build and expand metro and regional rail systems in and around every city. I'd turn all cities and suburbs into fifteen-minute cities. I'd decommodify housing, and build ten million units of public/social/non-market housing, mostly three bedroom units. I'd link those last three policies together by building TODs around the new Metro and rail stops. And I'd build bicycle networks in every town and city and connect them to the TODs. I'd build bridges and walkways across skyscrapers. I'd put a bidet in every American toilet (uses less water than toilet paper apart from being more comfortable). Fiber internet in every home. A heat pump in every home. An induction stove in every kitchen. Phase out fossil fuels and power everything with Pumped Storage Hydropower and Geothermal. I'd make the US go Metric.

But my truly crazy, obsessive idea would be to bring back the French Revolutionary calendar. Or I'd purge all French influences from English.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (7 children)

your proposals are all quite nice but none of them would knowingly ecocide half a continent & cost/generate more power than has ever been used by humanity for the simple goal of refilling the LA River

oh yeah, its NAWAPA TIME

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sure, but think of how many more desert golf courses we could have!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I think this is my favorite

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

at least crop out the ifunny watermark if you're going to repost from those shitters.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

i'm listening

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Bringing streetcars and trams back to as many roads as logistically possible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

White people and even former capitalists are given the opportunity to be full, equal members of society

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

We’re bringing back Roman bath houses and including spots to nap in public there in case you have like an hour and a half gap between things you have to do but it’s too far to go home. Really just more public space investment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The Culture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Make rokos basilisk real but exclusively target dipshit techbros. And genetically modifying humanity so I can eat all the unhealthy tasty food I want without getting some kind of cancer or turning into a blimp, or anything else really.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Bike freeways, playgrounds for adults, free/open gyms, and municipal go kart tracks with competitive leagues

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (7 children)

the orbital solar condenser + ground based collection disk from simcity 3000. like normal solar power but spicier

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'm definately in the Orbital Solar Power camp of madcap dictator projects

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My crank project would be a vast public domain and publicly owned version of the Library of Congress, for literature, movies, shows, games, and pretty much any and all media in danger of being lost to time, copyright bullshit, tax write-off skullduggery, or the like. A big part of that project would be attempts to retrieve and restore media that is already considered lost. sicko-wistful

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Let's be real, your crank project would be designing the Silicon Valley gulag

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Create an artificial language with no exceptions to its rules, then teach it in every school in the world, so that the whole humanity spoke one language.

Also ban smoking

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

LSD micro-dosing the entire population.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is conpletely serious but definitely a crank answer:

Create a network of Greenways on the scale of our railroads and interstates, carving out huge swaths of cities and connecting every state and national forest and park.

Then maintain the ecological integrity of these Greenways by making practical indigenous land management and foraging mandatory topics in schools.

I will also maintain a small army of engineers to run clean, running water through the greenways (for handwashing) as well as an army of pilots and EMTs to make sure the Greenway dwellers have access to modern medical infrastructure.

Again, I am completely serious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then maintain the ecological integrity of these Greenways by making practical indigenous land management and foraging mandatory topics in schools

seems like it would be more practical to just have civil service jobs to maintain them and teach how to maintain them to people that take the job

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Part of the point of this project is to allow people to opt out of "having a job." The dichotomy between work and leisure is underexamined and imo leads a lot of people towards unhealthy self denial and compartmentalization.

Additionally, the division of labor where each person is not a human who sometimes does ecological restoration, but an ecologist is foundational to class division (at least in Marx). By attacking those divisions and allowing people to heard sheep in the morning and write criticism by night, without ever becoming a heardsman ot a critic, we can attack the very foundations of class society.

Finally, by training everyone to be in relationship with ecological systems, we create a system where everyone has a stake in preventing ecocide. It would be a thorough preventative against the kind of ecological crisis we're in now

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want to de-populate most of the midwest and allow giant herds of buffalo to return to the region.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hobby centers where all of the gear you would need to get started on various hobbies are available for anyone to use on site. Like a library loaded with tools, CNC machines, stuff for knitting, high end computers, art supplies, musical instruments and recording gear, etc. I would limit the ability to take things off-site only to people who cannot visit in person for medical reasons.

The goal is building community and encouraging creating things for fun. It would also promote innovation, art and music, etc, but that would never be the goal, just a nice side effect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

These are already a thing in some places at a small scale. Libraries in some areas lend tools, and there are some community tool libraries that either lend tools or lend tools and have workspaces!

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