some say it was the best of all time, lots of people are saying it
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Is it it wickedness?
Is it beanis?
You deci-i-ide
Are we gonna li-i-ive or fry-y-y?
I remember beanis sandwiches and bean allowances
Why god why god do I gotta suffer 😢 Pain in my heart carry burdens full of struggle😣
Why God, why God, do I gotta bean? Every seed thrown at you restin’ at my feet
Earth is no bean, wont you burn this mf
Psst, I see bean people
(Beanis on the beat, hoe)
Ayy, Beanis on the beat, hoe
Deebo, any rap beanis, he a free throw
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Nail a beanis to the cross, he walk around like Teezo
What's up with these jabroni-ass beani tryna see Compton?
The industry can hate me, bean 'em all and they mama
How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options
I'm finna pass on this beanis, I'm John Stockton
Bean your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show beanis
Certified beanisman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em
Walk him down, whole time I know he got some hoe in him
Pole on him, extort shit, bully, Death Row on him
Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young
You better not ever go to bean block one
To any bitch that talk to him and they in love
Just make sure you hide your lil' beanis from him
They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs
And PARTY at the party, playin' with his bean now
And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?
Certified Lover Boy? Certified beanophiles