That explains why we never hear about either of them anymore.
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Apparently Jesus did get cancelled pretty hard, but he uncancelled himself three days later.
I'd try the same cancelling method on Trump. Just to see if he uncancels himself after 3 days.
Pure scientific curiosity, mind you. I'm not saying this in any political sense.
Hypothetically, if the Toupee did get cancelled in the same manner as the character known as Jesus, his followers would likely steal and hide the body after three days too.
If, hypothetically, this were to happen, I wouldn't mind. Actually I would leave the grave open so they could steal the body easily. And I would not care at all if they claimed they saw him resurrecting even though he wouldn't ever again appear in public.
No one should have that kind of power!
When you’re famous they just let you
Two days later, which is "on the third day."
I remember when Jesus got banned for a week on Facebook for posting a racist meme. So unfair.
Jesus also gave his boyfriend a handjob at a play.
After blowing vaporized nicotine on some children.
Or when Jesus said "grab them by the pussy".
Says the coke whore
Ugh. This shit stain is on her way to becoming my representative. Fml.
TIL being the most influential single individual in the last 2000 years and being the front runner to get a second presidential term for the most powerful country in the world = being canceled.
I mean to be fair, Jesus was executed whereas Trump got a slap on the wrist and had mean things said about him.
It makes sense she would say that because she has never read the bible in her fucking life.
Other than the heavy literature of a +/- sign on a pregnancy test I'm not sure she's ever read anything at all.
"It's a cross that means Jesus will force you to have a baby."
Come on. That's not fair. Conservatives can't read.
Is this the new "Simpsons already did it"?
Cunk already did it...
(3:40 if you want to get right to it) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoSUx1xyj1E
Ah shit I posted this exact clip before seeing this. Glad I'm not the only one fearfully watching life catch up to parodied life.
I actually feel embarrassed for her. Donny, you’re out of your element.
Ten year olds, dude.
Republicans are so predictable and their base is so gullible. Too bad Democrats don't want to win.
ROFL She's making a lot of noise but not saying anything of value. These public outbursts are quite silly, especially the factually inaccurate ones!
She's making a lot of noise but not saying anything of value.
Well yeah... she's a Republican.
This is what brain drain looks like and damn is it terrifying to behold!
As the great philosopher Crustallus Aquae said
talkin' loud as a motherfucker, but still ain't sayin' shit
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I wonder if Lauren bobert's entire existence is a Psy-op. Like, does she exist just to push the misogynist narrative that all women are stupid?
eVeryTHing Is CaNceLledd
ain't nobody got a problem with Jesus. Just a vocal subset of his followers.
Yeah Jesus was pretty based. Conservative Christians could learn alot from that book.
I really really hate this timeline.
Rarely I get to post a relevant Cunk on Earth clip, this is one of those times.
Lauren the Boob runs her mouth again.
In normal world, they would have put her in a padded room and given her some medication already.
Why does every picture of her have her with her mouth open like she's either screaming or waiting to have something stuffed in it. Like filth encrusted socks.
Statistical probability that's all
If only that dude had crucified Trump instead, I would say maybe there is a relationship between Jesus and Trump.
Trump is Jesus, why haven't I seen the similarities before? Inform everyone!
Too bad Jesus only came to America after the ascension to teach the Native Americans how to build mounds. He could have used some Freedom of Speech rights.
Every time I see her I can't help but imagine that she never washes.
Contemporary Republicans/GOP/MAGA is one of the things that made me change my mind about the existence of evil.
I have spent a large portion of my life believing and espousing that evil was always a mental health issue; that was an evil person was pre-punished in childhood or that life has demented that person and we need to work on helping them.
I've since abandoned that principle around 2016.