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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

he won't talk until they surround him with things that make him feel comfortable, like other people's money and women that find him repellent, and his favorite food, iguana

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hey hey, that's Bezos, Zuckboy can only digest tugsten

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

They found him inside a meteor

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ah damn you're right the iguana was bezos, zucc's comfort food is that sunscreen that turns him into a ghost

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

He really likes goat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

They bathe him in sweet baby rays for comfort

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Midsommar (2019)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

When roasting your gardener make sure you have enough Sweet Baby Rays!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Put him in front of a pinball machine!