this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2024
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A cat would never
As a representative of fairly large cats everywhere, ACAB still stands. Fuck that kitty traitor.
I believe she can be reeducated
It's obvious they forced him !
Thesis: All Cops Are Bastards
Antithesis: All Cats Are Beautiful
Synthesis: ???
Cop cats are beautiful bastards?
Maybe... Maybe it stands for "Feline Butthole Inspector?" 
You're getting cats and dogs mixed up, shameful
Cats absolutely sniff each other's butts. I have 3, and all of them engage in it, 2 of them regularly do so
3 butts?
I have 3 butts in the sense that each cat has a butt
I myself do not have a butt, I don't believe in it personally
Yeh with you on that one. Butss are nothing but trouble
huh. must be a personality thing. ive only had one cat and he never sniffed any butts, and seemed outright offended when a dog tried sniffing his
If you only have one cat then there aren't any butts to sniff
there were dogs who were sniffing his butt all the time 
Oh, they all get annoyed by it from time to time
Doesn't stop them from doing it though lol
My cat is literally going to town on her own anus as I type this.
All Cats Are Beautiful
I thought All Cats Are Beautiful?
Cats are definitely never cops
Police animals are victims too. Animals are too pure to be used in this way and I will not be taking any questions at this time.
As told by @[email protected] I must do my one assigned job
"Cats were the chosen ones! You were supposed to reject bourgeois domination not join it! Bring balance between MLs and Anarchists, not destroy them!! I loved you, kitty!!"
I'd say sorry, Mittens. 
but I have no tears for cops.
Actually a double agent.
The most this cat cop does is smack other cops for no reason, so at the very least, this cop is slightly less of a bastard.
Feline Bureau of Investigation
