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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This is my greatest anxiety about the chance of having a gay child. I mean, alongside the systemic oppression they will face.

But also, I'm both afraid I'll make this joke and regret it. And also afraid I'll pass on the chance to make this joke and regret it.

Plus the systemic oppression thing. That too.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just make the joke, it is your obligation as a father. It would also greatly diffuse the situation and cooly tell your kid that you're fine with it and still love them, and that nothing will change between you two.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just make the joke, it is your obligation as a father.

I'll hold onto that. Hopefully my kids would worry about me if I somehow didn't make the joke, at this point, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As someone who came out and didn’t speak to their father for a year, this would have been a much better response to my coming out.

We’re good now though, it’s been 30 years.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The best part about the cartoon is that you can pass the joke at first, then send the cartoon later anyway

[–] ArmokGoB 25 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish my kid was gay just so I could do this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"but Daaad, I am straight."

"WHAT, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND YOUR KINK"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sexual orientation isn't really a kink but lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He can come out as something suitably unacceptable, like a breeder.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

It can be ;)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What do I say when I actually laugh out loud? Lol doesn't work anymore.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? You have to type it all out like you did.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These eyes look really wrong and weird, considering that the remaining drawing looks realistic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

That makes it a 100 times better

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The dude says lol LMAO 🤣

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: he meant gay as cheerful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

....lateral dispersion is not an answer, but delay...ask dad and grandad about the Y...teehee

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

until the 60's, nude swimming was the norm...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

agrivar....hahahahahha