this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now do this but for when corgis are around

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Even if you are planning on doing a hang be sure to use scent proof bags or else hexbears will still be able to smell your liberalism. Cannisters are convenient because hexbears can't get to your liberalism whatsoever, but carrying them is more difficult.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But the hexbears make me feel bad about my beloved capitalism! Isn’t that a crime in the US of A?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

it really do be like that

why you so mean to poor little amerikkka

why you so mean to poor little nato-cool

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To be fair they're probably going to summon hexbears with historical revisionism and western cheerleading as well

[–] bandario 1 points 2 years ago

If you want to summon the bears it seems all you need to do is call someone a retard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Ok but what about posting near twinks