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Other tips for safe posting:
- Avoid liberalism or hang your liberalism from a tree before sleeping in you tent.
[ Liberalism mean supporting Capitalism if you didn't know that ]
- ways of summoning Hexbear
- You can summon Hexbear by mentioning Hexbear
- You can summon Hexbear by having an immeasurably bad take
- You can summon Hexbear by earnest posting
- If you say "defederate Hexbear" or "Hexbear users are tankies/fascists/bots/CCP shills/brigaders/etc" you automatically waive your right to not get made fun of.
Stay Tuned for future safety PSAs
Even if you are planning on doing a hang be sure to use scent proof bags or else hexbears will still be able to smell your liberalism. Cannisters are convenient because hexbears can't get to your liberalism whatsoever, but carrying them is more difficult.