much thanks to @[email protected] for this creation
Other tips for safe posting:
- Avoid liberalism or hang your liberalism from a tree before sleeping in you tent.
[ Liberalism mean supporting Capitalism if you didn't know that ]
- ways of summoning Hexbear
- You can summon Hexbear by mentioning Hexbear
- You can summon Hexbear by having an immeasurably bad take
- You can summon Hexbear by earnest posting
- If you say "defederate Hexbear" or "Hexbear users are tankies/fascists/bots/CCP shills/brigaders/etc" you automatically waive your right to not get made fun of.
Stay Tuned for future safety PSAs
If you want to summon the bears it seems all you need to do is call someone a retard.