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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Probably more effective to give to a food pantry to avoid the corporate profit cut, but the thought is very nice.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Many restaurants let people pay when they pick up or get the food delivered. So doing this costs the restaurant money, not OP. That's why he's spoofing his info too, if he paid they probably wouldn't care enough to ban the number.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay cool, I thought they were ordering online and pre paying.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am not quite sure what the joke is about, could you explain? Those helmets seem to be used for preventing injuries in case of health conditions like epilepsy, but I can't make a connection at all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're saying OP is slow and the helmet is there to prevent them from hurting themselves in the future.

OP isn't paying for the order, they're ordering over the phone for local pickup, which means they'd pay when they arrive. And OP isn't going to the store for pickup...

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

wdym? He orders but never shows up and pays

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Three birds with one stone is pretty good. Feed poor worker, screw corpos, fuck over exwife.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What is corporate profit cut?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The restaurant is making food and it cuts into their profit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

But it has a happy employee and they work harder, making the restaurant more money.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What is corporate profit cut?

I'm guessing it means they're calling franchise restaurants and not mom and pop shops.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeeah, so, don't most restaurants just throw out the uneaten food nowadays, out of concern for getting sued over hygiene issues?

[–] FeelThePower 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I worked at a restaurant a couple of years ago and we would just take excess food home still.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Calling the police right now! /s

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a theft thing. Middle managers are concerned about employees purposely making accidents so that they may then eat. It's all about that money honey

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I work for a pizza place and routinely take home orders that didn't get picked up, maybe fancier restaurants just throw their stuff out. We also give those orders to people experiencing homelessnness if they stop in around closing time.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

They have that policy, but most shift managers aren't assholes and don't care. Also, I know a lot of places around where I live donate the excess food to shelters.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I now know why all the restaurants require txt message confirmation of order now.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've never heard of being able to order food without paying for it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've never ordered for local pickup? Just order over the phone or select "pay in store" online.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i tried once and they told me to call uber eats or whatever

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How would uber eats provide local pickup? Are you going to meet the uber driver at the restaurant? That sounds... overly complicated...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I still have -60$ balance in one app from not picking up the order

You could say they banned me with 60 dollars to unban but I just use competition

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