this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

Start a Pokecule?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Prepare for trouble and make it double

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Nay, now thruple?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ACAB INCLUDES THE VOLCEL POLICE

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

whatever the fuck they want

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I put on the cat ears and shout, "Meeeee-owth, that's right!"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Glad to see most of us here are on the same page that we're definitely banging both Jessie and James

Proud of you comrades biderman

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

lmao, your egg's about to get cracked, James

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Use my lickitung on their venusaurs

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knew from the second I saw this thread there would be people here being confidently wrong about them being kids lol. Never fails.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

25

chomsky-yes-honey I remember when Jessie and James were 18 years older than me, now I'm 7 years older than them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It huuuurts

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Slap both they asses till red raw.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

I'll def be blasting off

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm taking my pikachu and going home

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Washed your anus for nothing

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Ask James for fashion advice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Ask James where his giant tits went

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I was looking for trouble,

I'll take it double.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let them play with my electric mouse

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah what if they did something naughty with it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like keep it confined in a 4 inch sphere and make it fight every minute outside the sphere until it passes out?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hit my Vaporeon and turn on the Charmander by asking can I suck on your Pigeottoes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

incredible post, incredible

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

meekly say thank you and speedwalk outside feeling overwhelmed. then cry in an alleyway and throw up (unrelated to their complement.)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Time to blast off w team rocket

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

to put it bluntly im sucking em off

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Hide my Pokemon

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ask the barkeep how these two 17 year olds got in

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

From both:

Age Unconfirmed[1]

[1] In The Birth of Mewtwo, Jessie's mother Miyamoto wrote a report 20 years before Mewtwo's creation that says she gave away her daughter to be a foster child as a little girl. Jessie is affected by the same lethargy as other adults in Filling the Light with Darkness!

so Jessie would presumably be at least 20, probably early 20s.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Buy her a drink. Ask him to dance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Appropriate choices, both.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

i give them their own movie because they were the only redeeming quality to pokemon

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