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Famed actor Timothée Chalamet took a page from many of the greats before him and decided it was his time to dip his toe into the process of method acting. Timothée worked as a "Director of Operations" at a Nestlé facility where he oversaw production and handled some business. Stepping aside for the six months was the official DOO Mister Kemmel Schteiner who had many bright things to say about the young actor, "Timotheé is a great great man, just wonderful, a warm wise soul. We shared the same politics and saw eye to eye with many decisions made, I didn't even have to teach him he just knew. (Laughs) He really is like a real life Wonka."

Locals weren't as enthusiastic when discussing Timotheé and was even granted several nicknames such as Wonka or The Cocoa Devil. We spoke with one of the workers who had this to say; "He was very abusive to us, always wanted us to do things "his way" but we have been working here for years and he still wanted things going his way even if they didn't make any sense. When we were vocal about the way he treated us, he burned down a forrest and killed two other workers, he's a villain through and through, a horrible man." Many such ramblings are most likely false accusations against the star as many of the unfortunate wish they could amass as much attention on the global stage as Mister Chalamet. We asked the DOO if Timothy's time as DOO was as close to reality as the workers suggested; "Asbolutely not. No way. Who are you going to believe them over me?"

Wonka releases world wide this christmas

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