this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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[–] Xantar 100 points 1 year ago

"I don't understand why my kid won't talk to me about important sensitive topics" parent starter pack.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that would incite you to lie from now on.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And show by example that lying and arbitrary cruelty is ok, especially from a position of authority.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Real life lessons, smh

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

So, good parenting?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

how to tech your kid lying is good in two easy steps lmao

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You tell em, you are either not grounded or you will not trust them for the rest of your life.

So you get grounded for 10 months and a therapist bill instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They tell you, you're not in a position to bargain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Start leaving "school projects" about kids who killed their parents around

Get committed involuntarily

You win! They're bad parents.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of parenting that may lead to kids leaving home & disappearing from the parents' lives the day they turn eighteen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

that's shit parenting

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plottwist. You didn't broke the vase and were grounded for lying.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

you didn't break the vase, but now you know how guilty plea works

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The deal has changed, pray it does not change any further

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's why you blame someone else instead.