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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

In like a thick new jersey accent:

If you want my balls you gotta talk to my wife i don't know where she keeps 'em

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not stealing when they are given freely. Take note this is what real mutual aid looks like

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You could have just asked.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you I have no ass hank hill style

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

phoenix-objection-1phoenix-objection-2 GET HIS GLUTEAL ORTHOTIC!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just don't glue them together again, please.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Good, take them

I want to be smooth and free of protrusion

My dick can stay though, I like being able to aim my pee

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, now you have IBS!

I do miss the balls though sicko-wistful

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Real andy griffiths shit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

you can take my ass when you pry it from my cold dead hands

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

fine, I wasn't using them anyway

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Orchiectomypilled eunuchmaxxing friend-visitor-2

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I already have no ass :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’ll have to ask my wife where she keeps them.