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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The collision of MS Teams with the lady's eye is going to be very painful.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

To be fair, having to interact with MS Teams with any part of your body is painful.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Especially since now you need seperate licenses for it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

that fucking call ringtone has legit caused minor anxiety problems in people

As soon as I hear it I can FEEL my adrenal glands start pumping

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You tell me! My school uses it and everybody, including the teachers, hate it with passion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

To spousta škol v ČR, bohužel...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

instructions unclear, dick stuck in ms teams

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How do you know it's going towards her eye? She might be able to shoot MS Teams out of her eyes.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

This is exactly how I feel browsing the admin portal market place for licenses

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. He rises again!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Long may he reign.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Any question?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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