RustyShackleford

joined 1 year ago
[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will hunt you for sport.

[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 51 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"Why not write Assembly then?"

Oh, here comes the genius motherfucker with the big-brain counterargument: "Well, if HTML's so great, why not just write everything in Assembly, huh?". Wow, look at you, you clever little prick. Did you come up with that all by yourself? Writing web pages in Assembly is like using a fucking scalpel to slice your overcooked steak: sure, it'll get the job done, but you're gonna look like a complete asshole while you're at it. HTML just works, you absolute tool. It's been the backbone of the web since Al Gore flipped the switch, and it'll still be here long after your trendy framework is rotting in a GitHub graveyard. So take your smartass logic and shove it. HTML's king, and you're just a peasant with a keyboard.

🤣

[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No lives matter, and that's a fact.

-Cthulhu

I always hated this prick; I'm not happy about the way my contempt is now justified.

I just thought his band sucked ass. Like, pathetically awful. I never knew he was a cult leader of some sort.

But it tracks, unfortunately

[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tankies are Napolean, Squealer, and the young pigs in Orwell's Animal Farm.

The pigs' actions and development throughout the story serve as an allegory for the rise of totalitarianism and the corruption of revolutionary ideals. They gradually abandon the principles of <insertLeftistBuzzwordHere>-ism (in Animal Farm, it was called 'Animalism'), ultimately becoming as cruel and self-serving as the human farmers they initially ousted.

I assume I'm safe as a Kubuntu enjoyer?

Culture always reverts to brutalism in times of uncertainty.

Once again, I assume this was part of the deal for serving up Ismael "El Mayo" Zambada to the U.S. authorities.

I assume this was part of the deal for serving up Ismael "El Mayo" Zambada to the U.S. authorities.

[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's tacky. Consider onyx with jade filigree.

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