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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Happens every time I ride the train tbh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

That's what I mean when people see me getting on the train they all start masturbating /s

[–] 5714 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 5714 6 points 1 year ago

So genau wollte ich das jetzt ~~schon~~nicht wissen...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What the fuck did I just read?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fourth most reposted copypasta on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Gorilla warfare, grandpa was a smoker, and vaporeon.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Navy seals isn't up there anymore?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Gorilla warfare is the Navy Seals one, under a different name.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I've never heard of gorilla warfare or the grandpa one. Navy seals one is definitely more well known

Edit: unless the gorilla one is the one about dropping an angry gorilla at your ex's door, but even then navy seals is more well known

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I’ve only ever seen a few iterations of the guided gorilla attack. No, I was referencing my favorite part of the navy seal pasta, the master of gorilla warfare.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

OoOoOo are you two gonna start arguing over which thing is more well known? Give me a minute to get the popcorn!!!

[–] hemko 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where's "and she was a good friend"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I’m not a Star Wars fan so I’ve no clue at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If you think that’s nsfw, don’t even consider viewing this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Why would you post this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I do that all the time. The little plastic shelf is definitely made to hold my weight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Woah there, should've tag NSFW, almost got fired because of this image.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Just a normal day on a German train. Don’t think about it too much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A very old and slightly overused copypasta

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How do you masturbate not furiously?