YO WAKE UP, NEW TYPE OF GIRL JUST DROPPED! IT'S--checks notes--a giggling blonde with an amazing rack? 
you sure that's a new one?
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The fuck are these people on?
Involuntary celibacy.
Have these people never heard of PornHub?
Ejaculating makes you morally deficient because you're killing babies each time you splooge.
Also, it depletes your essence, leaving you effete and subject to cultural decadence.
when did they add a giggling category?
Bouncy. By giggling they mean boinga wooga boinga.
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When were u when Booba was kill
Big Milk called me
"booba dead"
"no"
i can tell you when. it happened in 1999. when pamela anderson had her implants removed. that was it, booba was kill.
but now booba is resurrect. hail jesus.
So that's the millennium bug I kept hearing so much about...
Okay that's three Sweeney posts on the front page of hexbear, we might be overdoing it a bit (I realize I contributed)
i don't blame y'all what the fuck are these CHUDS on for there to be handfuls of articles coming out all talking about this poor woman's tits?
She wished on a monkey's paw for increased popularity, and as a result chuds have decided that she's a based tradwife.
Or, alternatively that she would be more beautiful if she covered up, and that she represents the death of modesty and traditional beauty standards. If you like her, you are both gay and "culturally African".
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I fear the animosity might move from clowning on the weird-ass takes about her and start taking some "hating the woman herself" tones. So yeah, let's check ourselves for potential misogyny.
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For anyone under the age of 25, they've likely never seen tits
We are approaching incel levels not seen since Ben Shapiro made comments about his wife's dry vagina.
I don't understand where this narrative that Gen Z is sexless comes from. I'm not Gen Z, but like... a song about "wet ass pussy" came out at a time when no one could really go to clubs and it was still a huge hit. The video was so sexual that Ben Shapiro described his wife's pussy as bone dry to discredit the video's legitimacy. People still like tits. People still like ass. People still like dong.
They were asked to stop harassing and dog whistling every woman they see and they chose to interpret that as "zoomers hate sex" instead of "quit being an asshole" because they are incapable of self reflection.
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Have these people never been on Instagram?
I don't think they have. Hollywood movies have less sex in them (though still not zero) and they assume that that applies to every single cultural institution.
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This is literally a Chapo bit when they talked about how the American cultural role of "large breasted blonde women" was a relic of a bygone era that ended with Kate Upton
THANK YOU, that is the person whose name I was trying to think of as a referent for this latest phenomenon. This ain't new!
sadly, women have been boobshamed into getting reduction surgeries, will wokeness never end? 😔
Back pain is in the pocket of BigWoke
paypigs don't realize that 90% of creator income post-tax revenue from OF goes straight to the breast reduction industrial complex
AWOOGA 
AWOOGA HUMMINA HUMMINA WEEE OOO WEEE OOO WEEE OOO WHISTLE WHISTLE WOOOAAAHH MAMA
What the fuck is going on with these media perverts, do these people hear themselves?
Oh these?
My boobies?
My massive fucking tiddies?
My super stuffed up milkies?
My honker donker doinky boinkies?
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Guess who back? Back again? Boobs are back. Tell a friend.
Don't call it a comeback, they've been here for years, rocking their piers and putting suckers in fear.
I never thought I would live to see the day of glory when pretty White blonde women with big boobs would be at the forefront of Western civilization's beauty standards.
The young yearn for the big White blonde booba 
soy giggling blonde with an amazing rack vs chad scowling blonde with an amazing rack
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BBL stocks r gonna plummet. SELL SELL SELL
I'm buying the dip
Getting in on that deep stock cleavage.
The American Spectator is a magazine devoted to the topic of ogling women.
The Spectator, a journal that speaks for the British horndog is pursuing a very instructive line in relation to the latest SNL episode.
Just how old are these authors who think no one under 25 has seen a blonde woman with large breasts
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It is true. Blonde women with large racks are now legally required to always look sad or angry. Some opt to dye their hair to avoid being fined for violation of the Woke Cancel Act of 2010 although the legality of this attempt at concealing your legal hair colour is still uncertain.
Saluting and shaking this woman's pair of breasticles for single-handedly ending woke, M'AM THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
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