You can mail order coke now?! What a time to be alive!
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2024
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might even be harder today than it was like 10 years ago when silk road was operating and cops didn't know what bitcoin was
came onto this thread thinking about just that 
those were the days
we also used to be able to mail order psychedelic truffles from the netherlands due to some legal gray area or something? Idk we did it a bunch and never got arrested. Checked a few years ago if this was still possible and it's not they just don't want the kids to have any fun these days
Had a high school buddy that went to the next college over that their whole floor sophomore year would order laundry lists of psychedelics and party drugs and get them delivered to the student mail room without issue.
Then as an added bonus they realized 10 years later the absolute crumbs of leftover bitcoins they had to use to buy them were worth thousands of dollars.
I so wish I kept track of my bitcoin. There's probably a wallet somewhere that at one point was worth quite a large amount. But it was always just drug money to me and silk road shut down, then I stopped doing large amounts of drugs and it sort of became useless to me. Then a number of years later there's this huge bitcoin craze...
The golden age
just referred to this as such upthread.
helped me kick a bad habit. and got to know this wonderful transwoman out in cali who shoveled many wonderful cannabis and concentrates she made onto me for cheap or free
the community was really cool and felt like old school late 90s subversive hacker internet again
I want amazon drone delivered coke 
. A new evolution in human development.
Drones already deliver it in prisons
Except it comes from some company you can't find any presence for online, the instructions tell you to "ingest via nasal for ultimate gratification" and the reviews are 10,000 identical copy pasted "arrived on time, very satisfied" comments
My friend told me to stop ordering cocaine via the mail. I told him he was disrespecting a future US army soldier.
"Brave freedom fighter arrested for trying to have a good time"
Just a dude living his best life. Why go out for coke when it can be delivered to your doorstep? Guys thinking on a completely different level.
lol, lmao
What is it with Fort Bragg? Is it just because it's so big, or is there something about it that makes it the "Florida" of US Army bases?
Probably.
It's the most vile base in the empire, I swear there's always some fucked up shit going on there.
rotating schedule of covert psychological torture experiments. one week it's LSD in the orange juice, the next it's replacing all the toilet paper with a single pumice stone.
lol what????
i don't have proof, just an educated guess
hey this guy doesn't know how to use the pumice stone
yeah idk how those work :(
Headquarters for JSOC. There's a journalist that's been doing great coverage of their stuff for the last 5-7 years. I think Rolling Stone's published their stuff but they've done appearances on True Anon & QAA to talk about it.
Seth Harp is his name I think, this might be the first article but he's written like 5 or more: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fort-bragg-murders-1153405/
Seth Harp is his name I think
Yup, he's the one tweeting in the post lol
lmao I totally missed that. my dude's gonna get got if he keeps this up
If i could get heroin delivered to my fucking home address I'd be back on the needle and dead within a week.
back in the brief golden age of this kind of thing having that kind of access actually helped me permanently kick the habit
i was so used to inconsistent connects and being run around and buying as much as possible that finally having one click access meant budgeting, planning, and controlled transition to kratom
The Silk Road. Your one stop shop for everything illegal.
not everything just drugs and big packages of pirated content for mere pennies. place was surprisingly ethical
True. They also had counterfeiting stuff and counterfeit designer clothes. There were some other sites that had SUPER illegal stuff. Hopefully, the the Feds shut those ones down.
breaking news: he has plead Not Guilty on the grounds that he din't know it was iwwegaw 
HOW
In his defence the army does illegal shit all the time so he probably just thought they would issue him a get out of jail free card
Can I just get coke mailed to me? Why did no one tell me this???
Yeah uh that's basically all they do at Fort Bragg don't google "soldier deaths fort bragg"
fort bag is built entirely outta kilo bricks
"Your honor you said it was fine last time I did this, I'm still in the army so this should still be ok."
ah so this is the freedom in america, freedom for oppressors
There really is an emoji for everything on this site
This actually probably the best way to get coke delivered. US domestic express mail needs a warrant to be opened and if he sent it to a different address but still gets caught then he gets a mail fraud charge on top of it.