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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

2025:

Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Perhaps to the one giving them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Needs a candlestick chart

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I've got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

What the actual. I literally have no words.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It looks like they won't increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it'll stay like that for long.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The new food of the wallstreetbets community

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It’s neither. It’s /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Eat my shorts