Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

I don't know... Majonging?

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Animal abuse

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Necromancy

Cheating at Poker

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

A wee bit of terrorism

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Killing gods

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions