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As a devout Christian I will pay penitence from this Sunday, Feb 18, 2024 through Easter, and promote Trump for president!

Help him raise funds to pay for the “injustice” millions of Americans feel on his behalf, promoting his GoFundme, and help all assist the economy by buying Trump sneakers (even though they are probably made in China).

The Lord will spare me and my family from the apocalypse because He will recognize me as helping everyone, even those that wish harm against my family, by seeing us as “Mexicans”, even though we have nothing to do with Mexico, not even the language we originally spoke before coming legally to this country.

I will offer to wash the sweetest feet, laden with fungi and athlete foot, that come out of those plastic golden boots, which represent the supreme 47th president of the great majority of electors! (That’s the truth in an alternate reality) 99% of Americans voted more than twice to clean the swamp and raise a border wall once and for all.

The great sneakers represent what is best in America and our superiority in fashion, marketing, style, fund raising and brilliance. All traits Trump exudes and will bring in to every household, because he speaks the truth. No wonder God allowed him to build the biggest social network called the Truth Social.

Donate to Trump now and enjoy salvation at the day of judgement!