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yes, the song feature ben shapiro rapping

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Isn't Ben Shapiro one of those "rap music isn't real music" type of guys? I get that he's basically a walking example of the Sartre Antisemite™ quote, but still

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ever since conservstives/fascists started doing this kind of music he's "changed his mind". But we all know it's a case of us-foreign-policy

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

lmayo when black people do something: "I'm not sure about that"

lmayo when other lmayo do it: "How wonderful"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

He's fine with it so long as the rappers are white.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Anything’s “good” if the maker agrees with your trash views.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He thinks it's talentless in comparison to classical music, but his main talking point with lots of it was about the 'values' - twerking, violence, etc etc the usual conservative hypocrises.

This sort of 'rap' is about personal responsibility and stuff so it's all good.

All part of their avoidance of material analysis so they can say rap music and single mothers make black people poor.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Homie, I'm epic, don't be a WAP

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

fucking D.A.R.E font lmfao

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just listened to it. Save yourself. I’ve been so thoroughly owned with facts and knowledge - almost all of which did not care for my feelings - that there’s no coming back. It’s over for me.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

The left has been ownt and DESTROYED boohoo

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The comment section on Tom Macdonald videos I've seen are all like "Im a 78 year old from indiana and normally I call the police when I hear the neighbors playing rap but oh my heavens this new music is simply superior to the mumble nonsense! He says it like is and isnt afriad of the woke left!"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So frustrating! Kanye ~~may be~~ is a Nazi, but at least he has some great lines. Tom can't even muster up midness.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

That's the dailywire employees earning their salary.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These astroturfed hog songs are so fucking awful. Bad writing, bad sound etc. I hate that they get so many views so quickly what-the-hell

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Every chud listens to it on repeat for like two days to force everyone around them to also hear it.

Very few of them are even there to pretend it's real music. It's just about forcing others to suffer, just like all of their politics.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of a family member forcing me to listen to one of these awful songs. It's excruciating ohnoes

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One thing I really love about Tom MacDonald is that all his lyrics appear to be written by random fifteen year old redditors.

Good on him for giving the youth a shot at the music industry.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, he's written a total of about 4 songs, and that's including the mostly-album-filler two of "You don't want the smoke" and "Started from the bottom".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So he genuinely has other people writing this shit for him? Hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I meant it in the sense of "Gamefreak just made a second Pokemon game with Legends: Arceus" in that there is very little distinction between songs except that they fall into around four categories. Any from within a category are interchangeable and may as well be AI-generated.

Though there is a long-standing rumor that his girlfriend, Nova, does a ton of ghostwriting for him. Some evidence for this: She has long been a much stronger and more original writer than him (he had a whole album of aping Wayne), and can even do basic things like freestyling that you can't even imagine Tom doing. She herself never touches the right-wing edgelord stuff in terms of raps she delivers, even though she directs all the videos. Tom himself is defensive toward these rumors and has mentioned them in a song. Also Mac Lethal claimed to have dirt toward this effect.

Some stuff if definitely Tom, like his obsession with coining cute little catchphrases and other weird motifs, but generally we are expected to believe that he reinvented his style in a way that is way more like Nova right around the time he broke right.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

This hoodie make me hippier hoppier, right?

-expert-shapiro

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it just me or is this song just really ... racist? Like they wanna say the N word SO BADLY but somehow refrain from it for obvious reasons.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tom McDonald started his career on wanting to say the n-word

I'll never listen to any song he releases, but Ben definitely gave him the pass

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Damn this low-budget mid-90's PSA about doing drugs looks hella tight.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol, Who the hell is the "homage to the D.A.R.E. logo" hoodie supposed to appeal to?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Millennials who listen to Benny Shaps

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna be controversial and say that Eminem taught people that anyone can rap, even people with no musical talent.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need someone to post a piped link so I don't have to give this person any more views.

I crave the cringe.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

https://piped.video/watch?v=5kGpohEpuTE (cw chud music)

it's currently ranked #2 on youtube music for the day.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Oh lord. That was more than enough cringe. The hook of "I don't care if I offend you" really hammers home that they aren't offensive, just sheisty dramatic coat riders.

They're so offended that their opinions are largely considered shit that they wrote a song solidifying that they are "men," and disagreement with them makes them upset enough to attempt to write thinly veiled propaganda music in warehouse basements to broadcast to everyone as if they are somehow being silenced.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm not gonna pretend that I'm an expert on rap or anything but, like, this is shit.

Like, Ben Shapiro's verse has the stilted cadence of one of those YouTube videos where people splice together PragerU clips.

Lyrically the whole thing is dogshit, but it's especially glaring with Ben who has taken the same approach to rap that a child takes to poetry, creating rhyming couplets with no sense of flow or direction seemingly because that's how he thinks it's supposed to be.

I've heard better bars spat improvised at a wassailing, even after the cider has made a few cycles of the wassailers.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hasn't Ben implied several times in the past that rap isn't music?

us-foreign-policy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter. The truth is he was always jealous of the people who "made it" in entertainment so of course he would rap given the opportunity, despite his past statements on it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Failed at art and got into fascism. Name a more classic combo.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Ngl Ben would be killing it at gay bars if he wasn't straight. Middle-aged twinks are a hot commodity.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i support gay rights, but i don't support what you just said

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Middle-aged twinks are a hot commodity.

Whoever told you this is trying to entrap you as a house boy by trying to addict you to meth.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

yes, the song feature ben shapiro rapping

Catch a charge, extra large and extra hard, swipe your nose like a credit card

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Verse 1: You need a gun! The only person who can protect you is you!

Chorus: We don't push guns! That's bad for some reason!

Verse 2: You defunded the police so now you have no protection! What guns?

How can a track with about ten actual lines be so thoroughly inchorent and contradictory?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You defunded the police

how did they convince themselves the police were defunded tf

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Remember when you used to see American flags in America? Now you don't. There aren't any. Just rainbows. Not a single American flag in all of America. Sad.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use individius, don’t give these losers free views.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That link goes to "ben shapiro sings WAP" from 3 years ago. it's a fan-made parody of cardi b - WAP, not the tom macdonald song.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wait that was THREE YEARS ago?

walter-breakdown

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I know Benny boy gets a lot of grief here but Song Against Sex is fantastic even with his cameo in it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Very Tall Bart do your thing!

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