I like the idea that the best advice Jesus could give is "keep on truckin" lol
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Sometimes Jesus takes the wheel and sometimes he hands it back to you so you don’t run your truck off the road
I used to sign bibles in hotel rooms with that exact phrase. This one is definitely not one of mine, though.
That's a good advice, but my favorite is "love thy neighbor".
Shit yeah, let's go get that bitch authenticated. Worth it just to see wtf they do for that part
Authenticator: This does indeed appear to have been signed by Jesus Gonzalez, who works at Walmart with the seller.
Ah yes, let me sign this book about my future.
Keep on truckin'. 100% legit.
In modern English, using the Latin alphabet.
With a ballpoint pen
THE LATIN ALPHABET VVAS AROVND AT THE TIME. VVHETHER IESVS KNEVV ABOVT IT IS A DIFFERENT MATTER, THOVGH HE DID HAVE SOME RVN-INS VVITH THE ROMAN EMPIRE, SO MAYBE?
Modern English and trucks though, definitely not.
Technically yes, but if he knew how to write, which is already a highly questionable thing, then it would likely not be in Latin.
He spoke Aramaic, but he was Jewish and Jewish people learn Hebrew reading and writing. He was well versed in scripture, so he probably did know how to read. The Bible talks about him spending a lot of time at the temple as a child, where he likely learned to read and write.
The bible also says he performed a bunch of magic tricks, as well as a bunch of other nonsense.
He was executed by the Romans. He definitely knew of the Romans.
Who is this Jesus, he like a celebrity in Mexico or something?
Celebrity? No, he owns a bookstore in Oklahoma. Ask for Jesus Ramirez to get signed copies.
I think he's a MLB player from Puerto Rico.
wtf no Western Union, does this guy even know how the black market signed Jesus bible market works?
Maybe they rely on temple-based financial intermediaries or something?
It's also addressed at john wick
This post cannot be more American
How exactly does one authenticate that Jesus actually signed it? Also he definitely didn't, it wasn't written until 400 ad or later
Everyone seems to be assuming they meant Jesus Christ, but it's much more likely an actual modern person called Jesus signed it. (If an actual modern person not called Jesus didn't sign it)
Could Jesus even write?
Doubtful. Wasn't great with math, either.
Kept dividing by two and getting double, smh.
Well, trucking is capitalized. So, I guess no.