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FELLAS is it gay to like women? I mean you're literally attracted to someone who likes penis.
FELLAS! is it gay to masturbate? I mean you're literally playing with a man's penis.
FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.
I'm not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.
That's pretty gay.... If you're not constantly holding your dick, what are you holding?
Sounds like you're just dreaming of holding foreign dick to me
That's why I have two hands. One to hold my dick, and one to hold someone else's.
I see what you're getting at. You're holding two dicks to keep your average held dicks at a nice hetero >= 1.0
Well sure, nothing gay about that. It's just math. Had me going for a second
Reminds me of that Reddit post about a guy who refused to wipe his own ass because touching his ass was gay
FELLAS!!! is it gay to breathe? I mean you're literally literally sharing a room of air with a penis.
Soo weird how some conservatives scream about how easily they could accidentally be turned gay or trans
We'll never know how this happens
What? Are you just going to take us at our words that we were always like this? Or are you going to be a real man and decide how you think it might work with no evidence besides what you suppose and notice and make your firm commitment to that conclusion everyone else’s problem?
Fellas, is it gay to penis?
Penis, is it fellas to gay?
FELLAS!! Is it gay to be gay?
Nah that can't be it
Thats too straight forward not to be straight!
FELLAS!!! Is it gay to wipe your ass? You're touching a man's butt!