the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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I'm convinced this is going to be some sort of horror movie scenario where I walk into the voting place and play out the exact same events as 2020.
The same people say the same things to me, and I respond with familiar words. Déjà vu intensifies as I check my calendar. It is 2024, right? No, it's 2020. Wait, 2016?
My mind races.
"Vote for Biden to save America!" Libs on the left and right shout. I begin to run.
"Do you want Trump to win?" they jeer. I stumble, but regain my footing.
"Vote blue," I hear. "Vote blue, vote blue, VOTE BLUE!" It's a chant at this point. A cult-like choir that fills the recesses of my brain. I make it to the double doors and push them open.
Biden is there.
He smiles. "None of this Malarky, Jack," he says, pressing a syringe to my neck. My consciousness begins to fade. The last thing I feel is some teenage staffer sticking an "I Voted!" sticker to my shirt as the world fades to darkness.