this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Granted. You temporarily smell like one thing that you want, based on something you have with you.

For the rest of your life, you have no discernible scent whatsoever.