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After searching for and finally reading the arachnomicon and discovering the ultimate bug-truths I've given myself a permanent -90% sanity debuff. How do I return to living a normal life, Chapo? (hexbear.net)

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Tried playing video games but the mentally-sensitive artists of our age of downfall have all subconsciously put spider enemies in all of our games. Plus they're really annoying to fight.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Spiders are not insects, but in a war they will side with the insects

Traitors, traitors, spider traitors! They'll betray us and they'll make us

HUMAN SLAVES, IN AN INSECT NATION!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Huh. I literally just said this to a mate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A spider is not an insect in the same way that a tomato is not a vegetable. It's a technically true statement, but deep down, we all know it's effectively false.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

geordi-no Classifying by taxonomy

geordi-yes Classifying by loyalty